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Ozy And Millie: No such thing as a stupid question
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Ozy And Millie: No such thing as a stupid question

by dana on November 5, 2000 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Comics
└ Tags: color, sunday
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  1. Dranorter
    September 17, 2012, 11:40 am | # | Reply

    If those questions were actually proving a point, are they really stupid?

  2. Laura
    November 19, 2012, 3:07 pm | # | Reply

    “What was Albert Einstein’s first name?” WIN

    • illuminatiguy666
      July 17, 2019, 2:43 pm | # | Reply

      Since it’s a world of anthropomorphic animals, his last name would be Einswine, like a pig!

  3. codebracker
    January 28, 2014, 9:30 am | # | Reply

    Blue.
    Albert.
    Because island.
    Noone.
    Before.
    Probably not.

    • Crystalwind
      February 15, 2014, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, air’s completely seethrough.

      Oh, and I’m pretty sure the other answers are “Bruce,” “because Hawaii is in space,” “C. S. Fortester,” “simultaneously,” and “yes, but only in Asia.”

      • Shibadruid
        June 23, 2014, 10:11 pm | # | Reply

        I agree with this.

      • keiya
        July 15, 2014, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

        Air isn’t remotely completely seethrough… it’s just that we only have receptors for wavelengths that pass through it readily, because others would be kind of useless.

        • Potato
          May 17, 2016, 9:39 pm | # | Reply

          Actually it’s because air is too thin. As are most gasses. You can compare this to liquids. Water appears sea through, but when it is in a large mass like the ocean you can see its blue hue. Air also has colour, you just need enough of it. Fog is white, but at a short distance it is see through, same reason. Get rekt you scrublord.

    • Averagemoe
      October 28, 2014, 9:59 pm | # | Reply

      Wrong! Gravity was invented by Sir Issac Newton. And to think he did it on the spot under an apple tree.

      • S.A.
        June 30, 2016, 10:41 am | # | Reply

        Actually, Sir Issac Newton didn’t and couldn’t have “invented” gravity- he discovered its effects.

        • Liokae
          September 5, 2016, 1:40 am | # | Reply

          https://media.giphy.com/media/y62P0aQUYLYAg/giphy.gif

  4. Averagemoe
    October 28, 2014, 9:58 pm | # | Reply

    Theres a reason every panel with Millie asking a stupid question has a clock in the background. That class runs pretty long.

  5. Stellagal
    October 3, 2015, 7:07 am | # | Reply

    I’m going to freeze potato salad tonight just to find out what it will do.

    • Adelaide Carpenter
      July 17, 2017, 6:20 am | # | Reply

      I expect that it depends on what kind of potato salad. If with mayonnaise: well, we’re told not to freeze mayonnaise but I don’t know what happens to it when it thaws, but should the egg part separate back from the oil, that would be pretty drastic! Freezing one made instead with vinaigrette should be OK, though the thawed potatoes might lack crunch.

  6. Mazanec the Mongoose
    October 8, 2015, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    Ms. Sorkowitz is smart to say that there is no stupid question…if you shoot down every stupid question, soon you don’t get any stupid questions.
    But you don’t get any smart ones, either.

  7. Android
    November 16, 2015, 9:40 am | # | Reply

    I have one more, You stink

  8. illuminatiguy666
    June 20, 2019, 6:59 am | # | Reply

    Luke: May I ask a stupid question?
    Ravi: There are NO stupid questions!
    Luke: Is New Delhi where lunch meat comes from?
    Ravi: I stand corrected
    -Disney Channel’s “Jessie”

  9. Marigold Heavenly Nostrils
    July 7, 2020, 10:49 am | # | Reply

    I kinda wanna hear the last one

  10. Marigold Heavenly Nostrils
    November 11, 2020, 3:00 pm | # | Reply

    Clear
    Snuffles
    Because explodes too much and in space
    My teddy bear
    Waaaaaaaaay after
    Only if you drizzle with liquidized purple sea monkeys at 56:04 am on Thursday,
    Flizzie 45 when cheese.

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