Ozy and Millie: Freaks and mutants
The original artwork for this strip is available for purchase.
Notes: The original is black-and-white — color was added digitally after scanning. Small white-out correction in panel 3.
Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
Over at my home station
- Storefront! September 6, 2019So the Phoebe and Her Unicorn Amazon storefront, with apparel, backpacks, bags, and cushions, is open! We still have shirts on Topatoco, too. Read more →
- Happy to announce this book September 6, 2019So I’ve illustrated a picture book! Its co-author is young Maddox Lyons, a 12-year-old trans boy, and it’s about a little trans boy trying to be understood by his parents and the world. I think this is a wonderful project and I hope it opens some minds! It’s available to preorder now. Read more →
- Apparel! May 29, 2019So there’s a shirt on Topatoco now! Read more →
- So I screwed up my PO box December 12, 2018If you’ve gotten fan mail back, it’s my fault. I failed to keep my PO box paid up, and I know some people got mail back. I’m really sorry! Feel free to send stuff along to the new address: Dana Simpson PO Box 6347 Santa Barbara, CA 93160-6347 Again, I’m really sorry for the inconvenience! […]
- The unicorn of Today July 9, 2018So the Today Show had Amazon.com list some summer reading books for young reluctant readers. I’m #8! I’m almost more excited that Breaking Cat News, by my friend Georgia Dunn, is #2. Go Georgia! Go kitties! Read more →
I was Darth Maul that Halloween too! Small world, especialy in nowhare Kansas…
You’re lucky you didn’t get burned at the stake.
Hey, Darth Maul was pretty cool. It was only scenes with Anakin or Jar-Jar that sucked.
Unfortunately, that was most of them.
(And the pod race, while extraneous, was pretty fun to watch as a kid, and spawned a really fun video game.)
Frankly, even Anakin was ok and his existence was necessary as a demonstration of how the dark side works to corrupt good intentions.
There was no excuse for Jar-Jar, though.
Darth Ozymandias. Doesn’t have quite the same ring to it, does it?
Just out of curiosity, what does Simpson have against the Reform Party?
I was too young to go out T/T until I was 7 (my mother was very protective) and that year I was so excited I got sick. When I was 8 I wore a cat mask and went with my cousins. At 9 I wore a marsh monster mask and went with my best friend from school.
When I was 10 my mother died on Halloween and I never went T/T again.
May she rest in peace…
*plays “Taps” on a bugle*
OMG I didn’t realize that was Ozy in the Darth Maul costume until literally just now!
Also, I must say, Millie looks pretty bad*ss in that costume.
Regardless of how strong i try…i Can NOT imagine ozy saying “hey i want to go as Darth maul to Halloween” sooo how the heck did he end up in that costume? would have been an interesting side Story.
my guess is….lost a bet?
Millie should’ve dressed as Gideon Gray, she wouldn’t need a costume!
Well, I never went out T/T. No idea what I missed to be honest, I guess that’s one of the “perks” of never really having had any group of close friends at an age when it would have been appropriate for me.
Heh, though Millie’s costume really fits her. If her career as a Space Fairy Ninja Something fails, she can always fall back to an extortionist/mafia hench-vixen