Ozy and Millie: Ozy gets on board
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Notes: White-out corrections in the first and last panels.
Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
Over at my home station
- Nick nick nick nick na nick nick nick, Nickelodeon June 19, 2020Woo, so I neglect this blog, don’t I? I mostly figure news about what I’m doing is available elsewhere. …mostly I’m just bad at keeping up with details. But this is worth sharing: we’re close to a movie/TV thing with Nickelodeon! Read more →
- Storefront! September 6, 2019So the Phoebe and Her Unicorn Amazon storefront, with apparel, backpacks, bags, and cushions, is open! We still have shirts on Topatoco, too. Read more →
- Happy to announce this book September 6, 2019So I’ve illustrated a picture book! Its co-author is young Maddox Lyons, a 12-year-old trans boy, and it’s about a little trans boy trying to be understood by his parents and the world. I think this is a wonderful project and I hope it opens some minds! It’s available to preorder now. Read more →
- Apparel! May 29, 2019So there’s a shirt on Topatoco now! Read more →
- So I screwed up my PO box December 12, 2018If you’ve gotten fan mail back, it’s my fault. I failed to keep my PO box paid up, and I know some people got mail back. I’m really sorry! Feel free to send stuff along to the new address: Dana Simpson PO Box 6347 Santa Barbara, CA 93160-6347 Again, I’m really sorry for the inconvenience! […]
Well in the adult world bullies get shot or put in jail for assault and battery.
Or get jobs as commentators on Fox News
In the adult world, they climb social ladders so they can bully by proxy with impunity – like Jeremy’s mansion-dwelling lemon-peddling father preaching competitive spirit. The more shortsightedly vicious ones take jobs as hired muscle: cops, soldiers, etc.
Ad campaign: Jeremy, uniformed, beefy arms crossed over his chest, stoic expression set grimly in the distance, against the backdrop of a majestically waving flag. Tagline: “Bullyin’ fur ‘Murica!”
Wonderfully prophetic, there… 7X=e
Isn’t it interesting that no one is “normal” in this ‘verse?