Ozy and Millie

Discussion (11) ¬

1. 
   Mort the Ghost

   October 27, 2013, 4:04 am | # | Reply

   I want a Gertrude Stein action figure!
2. 
   bitflipper

   December 17, 2013, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

   Millie, I must disagree. Weddings are about the Bride. She spends months in planning every aspect — the colors and species of the flowers, the type and size of the cake, and so on — and, starting the day before the wedding, she gets her nails done, her hair done, and her make-up done, dons a thousand-dollar gown, and walks down the aisle to the triumphal strains of Wagner’s Wedding March. The groom? He shows up in a rented tux, wearing somebody else’s shoes.

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     Maverick Mopete

     February 16, 2014, 1:39 pm | # | Reply

     I think, in this case, Millicent is more referring to how a girl is the Flower Girl and a boy is the Ringbearer.

     • 
       Hinoron

       July 9, 2014, 11:00 am | # | Reply

       It’s the kind of opinion one forms looking only at one small part of something (i.e. Her own role in the wedding) rather than seeing the whole picture. This is forgivable in children; in government, it leads to massive civil rights violations and a body count. 🙁
3. 
   dutchguy

   December 20, 2013, 3:42 am | # | Reply

   Also don’t forget Millie you asked if you could be the flower girl
4. 
   keiya

   July 21, 2014, 12:50 am | # | Reply

   The flower girl is actually rather important in the ritual. She signals that you’ve gone from pre-ritual gathering to ritual proper.

   ritual is a funny word.
5. 
   Averagemoe

   January 24, 2015, 8:51 pm | # | Reply

   The dress fitter lost the spots on his ears. Come to think of it, is the dress fitter a man or a woman?

   • 
     Silver Guardian

     November 7, 2015, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

     Good question. At a glance, I would think “man”, but it’s not so easy to tell, really.

     • 
       Adelaide

       May 30, 2018, 6:52 am | # | Reply

       He’s not wearing earrings and he isn’t showing a bosom => he’s male. (Yes I know that the latter isn’t helpful for dogs or foxes most of the time *here*, but examine Ms Mudd *there*.)
   • 
     Mazanec the Mongoose

     January 23, 2016, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

     Yeah, that makes him look more like a beagle than a dalmatian.
   • 
     MyaApplesauce

     July 1, 2019, 6:00 am | # | Reply

     Neither or both.