Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
Over at my home station
- Storefront! September 6, 2019So the Phoebe and Her Unicorn Amazon storefront, with apparel, backpacks, bags, and cushions, is open! We still have shirts on Topatoco, too. Read more →
- Happy to announce this book September 6, 2019So I’ve illustrated a picture book! Its co-author is young Maddox Lyons, a 12-year-old trans boy, and it’s about a little trans boy trying to be understood by his parents and the world. I think this is a wonderful project and I hope it opens some minds! It’s available to preorder now. Read more →
- Apparel! May 29, 2019So there’s a shirt on Topatoco now! Read more →
- So I screwed up my PO box December 12, 2018If you’ve gotten fan mail back, it’s my fault. I failed to keep my PO box paid up, and I know some people got mail back. I’m really sorry! Feel free to send stuff along to the new address: Dana Simpson PO Box 6347 Santa Barbara, CA 93160-6347 Again, I’m really sorry for the inconvenience! […]
- The unicorn of Today July 9, 2018So the Today Show had Amazon.com list some summer reading books for young reluctant readers. I’m #8! I’m almost more excited that Breaking Cat News, by my friend Georgia Dunn, is #2. Go Georgia! Go kitties! Read more →
Discussion (17) ¬
Still no first name for Llewellyn? Now that man knows how to keep a secret.
It’s a ‘zen’ first name. He has a first name by not having one.
His first name has been stated several times. It’s really long.
I’ve just kind of assumed that dragons get their first names post-mortem. So that their names reflect the life they lived. That way they can always say the names of their ancestors were fitting.
It is a dragon conspiracy to make mammals wondee how dragons are ao apt at naming their kin.
Desmond?
Wait, so technically Ms. Mudd is also a “Millie”?
Ms. Mudd’s first name is Mililani.
Precisely. “Mili”lani, “Milli”cent.
Anybody else noticed that the dragon symbol at the top is holding on to a bomb?
Ah. So here it is… the beginning of the end.
They’re getting married on my birthday! Yay!
I’m guessing 1234 East True street is very far away from 1234 Fake street…
An address like that will instantly get a phone scammer to hang up on you.
I’m guessing it’s in Seal, Waspington (You get it? Like Seattle, Washington?)
I don’t know if i’d go or not… I was looking forward to the pie fight.
Judging from the graphic on top, Millie will fit right into her new family.