Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
Over at my home station
- Storefront! September 6, 2019So the Phoebe and Her Unicorn Amazon storefront, with apparel, backpacks, bags, and cushions, is open! We still have shirts on Topatoco, too. Read more →
- Happy to announce this book September 6, 2019So I’ve illustrated a picture book! Its co-author is young Maddox Lyons, a 12-year-old trans boy, and it’s about a little trans boy trying to be understood by his parents and the world. I think this is a wonderful project and I hope it opens some minds! It’s available to preorder now. Read more →
- Apparel! May 29, 2019So there’s a shirt on Topatoco now! Read more →
- So I screwed up my PO box December 12, 2018If you’ve gotten fan mail back, it’s my fault. I failed to keep my PO box paid up, and I know some people got mail back. I’m really sorry! Feel free to send stuff along to the new address: Dana Simpson PO Box 6347 Santa Barbara, CA 93160-6347 Again, I’m really sorry for the inconvenience! […]
- The unicorn of Today July 9, 2018So the Today Show had Amazon.com list some summer reading books for young reluctant readers. I’m #8! I’m almost more excited that Breaking Cat News, by my friend Georgia Dunn, is #2. Go Georgia! Go kitties! Read more →
I want a title! 😀
I hereby name you Lord Swaggerblast the Quietly Thundering Earl of Worcestershropshershistershastershwoostershire IV.
Ooh, ooh! can I have a title too?
Yes, I hereby deem you Chancellor Commenter the Third.
Sounds very Dwarf-Fortress esque. Sweet Gunnerkrigg Court reference, by the way.
Sir Lion of Quartz,I dub thee.
Allow me to introduce myself, Lord Conor Lewis, Earl of Olay, Duke of Nukem, Count of Tenn, Marquis DeBauchery and Baron of Beef
I am WaitingMan, aka, Sir Osis of Liver.
I am TehWeegee, the Jack of Trades and the Magister of Dim Light.
I am Averagemoe, who has no title to speak of.
I am Sir Brian, as bold as a lion!
I already have the most powerful title of all. I am knows as “Mom”.
“known as” (don’t you just hate it when your fingers don’t do what your brain tells it too?)
Yeah, but I usually just leave it in these comments, unless it makes my comment unintelligible. I figure commenting on it just makes it worse.
Baron Mister Doctor Professor Tiberius Ozymandias Darkewulf III, Ph.D, at your service.
Monsieur MegaFox, um.. of The ontariean clan of Canada, the dapper pyromaniac
Does that work?