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Ozy and Millie: But it’ll stunt your growth
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Ozy and Millie: But it’ll stunt your growth

by dana on May 19, 1998 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Comics
└ Tags: coffee, millie, mom
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  1. Jeffrey Hope
    December 1, 2011, 7:10 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t we all have those caffeine fits?

  2. Conor_Lewis
    January 2, 2012, 9:45 am | # | Reply

    I always imagined her mom saying in the next panel, “Awww, I’m sorry Sprout. Would you settle for a hug instead?”

  3. Anonymouse
    April 11, 2012, 3:51 am | # | Reply

    She makes a great argument

  4. Losstride
    January 7, 2014, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

    I say we let her fall back asleep. It’s cuter.

    • Captain Nathan
      May 22, 2018, 11:57 am | # | Reply

      Well, I do suppose cuteness always wins in the end. : )

  5. Averagemoe
    May 19, 2014, 11:06 am | # | Reply

    Anyone else find it odd that Millie wears slippers here, but goes bare-pawed in her normal outfit?

    • Darekun
      July 17, 2014, 10:30 pm | # | Reply

      She normally has her arms bare, is it so different? :J

      • Averagemoe
        September 20, 2014, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

        No, but a bathrobe operates on a whole different set of rules. Of course, her feet getting cold is as good an excuse as any.

  6. Mazanec the Mongoose
    June 18, 2015, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

    I always figured if coffee tastes half as bad as it smells, I don’t want it.
    Song from music class:
    C-O-F-F-E-E
    Coffee is not for me.
    It’s a drink some people wake up with
    That it makes them nervous is no myth!
    C-O-F-F-E-E
    Coffee is not for me.

    • extremist343
      April 26, 2017, 4:04 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve always felt this way myself.

      • illuminatiguy666
        June 17, 2019, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

        C is for coffee, that’s good enough for me,
        C is for coffee, that’s good enough for me,
        C is for coffee, that’s good enough for me,
        Oh, coffee, coffee, coffee, starts with C!
        -Coffe Monster

  7. Captain Nathan
    May 22, 2018, 11:55 am | # | Reply

    I know how you feel, Millie.
    I <3 coffee

  8. MyaApplesauce
    June 25, 2018, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

    http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2011/12/06

    • MyaApplesauce
      December 1, 2018, 1:48 pm | # | Reply

      THAT is why Millie can’t have coffee.

  9. OutoftheShadows
    January 9, 2019, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

    I never enjoyed coffee all that much.. But I can relate to this

  10. Millicent mudd
    October 7, 2020, 10:17 am | # | Reply

    Yawn…

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