Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
Over at my home station
- Storefront! September 6, 2019So the Phoebe and Her Unicorn Amazon storefront, with apparel, backpacks, bags, and cushions, is open! We still have shirts on Topatoco, too. Read more →
- Happy to announce this book September 6, 2019So I’ve illustrated a picture book! Its co-author is young Maddox Lyons, a 12-year-old trans boy, and it’s about a little trans boy trying to be understood by his parents and the world. I think this is a wonderful project and I hope it opens some minds! It’s available to preorder now. Read more →
- Apparel! May 29, 2019So there’s a shirt on Topatoco now! Read more →
- So I screwed up my PO box December 12, 2018If you’ve gotten fan mail back, it’s my fault. I failed to keep my PO box paid up, and I know some people got mail back. I’m really sorry! Feel free to send stuff along to the new address: Dana Simpson PO Box 6347 Santa Barbara, CA 93160-6347 Again, I’m really sorry for the inconvenience! […]
- The unicorn of Today July 9, 2018So the Today Show had Amazon.com list some summer reading books for young reluctant readers. I’m #8! I’m almost more excited that Breaking Cat News, by my friend Georgia Dunn, is #2. Go Georgia! Go kitties! Read more →
If I ever marry again, a forbidden screaming papaya-bassoon hopscotch orgy sounds like just the ticket.
Get rid of the “orgy” and it sounds like something Millie would want to participate in.
Just for some clarification, Orgy is just heavy indulgence to the point of obscenity in some act. It does not have to have anything to do with sex. The Romans had food orgies where they would eat until they were sick, go to another room, throw it all up, then eat until they were sick again. Lather rinse repeat. Obviously Llewellyn just means an obscenly long bingfest of screaming papaya-bassoon hopscotch orgy.
Sounds about par for the course for a dragon tradition.