Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
Over at my home station
- Storefront! September 6, 2019So the Phoebe and Her Unicorn Amazon storefront, with apparel, backpacks, bags, and cushions, is open! We still have shirts on Topatoco, too. Read more →
- Happy to announce this book September 6, 2019So I’ve illustrated a picture book! Its co-author is young Maddox Lyons, a 12-year-old trans boy, and it’s about a little trans boy trying to be understood by his parents and the world. I think this is a wonderful project and I hope it opens some minds! It’s available to preorder now. Read more →
- Apparel! May 29, 2019So there’s a shirt on Topatoco now! Read more →
- So I screwed up my PO box December 12, 2018If you’ve gotten fan mail back, it’s my fault. I failed to keep my PO box paid up, and I know some people got mail back. I’m really sorry! Feel free to send stuff along to the new address: Dana Simpson PO Box 6347 Santa Barbara, CA 93160-6347 Again, I’m really sorry for the inconvenience! […]
- The unicorn of Today July 9, 2018So the Today Show had Amazon.com list some summer reading books for young reluctant readers. I’m #8! I’m almost more excited that Breaking Cat News, by my friend Georgia Dunn, is #2. Go Georgia! Go kitties! Read more →
The schadenfreude-stealer-fairy is obviously from the Unseelie Court. :p
Are you so sure about that? I think the Unseelie Court would want to ENCOURAGE schadenfreude and other nasty emotions. “The better to turn those foolish mortals against one another … and then WE will reign AHAHAH!”
Hmm. I had never heard of the Unseelie Court until I read your comment. After Googling the phrase, I now believe I’m a victim of said “court”. If it wasn’t for bad luck, I’d have NO luck at all.
So Mort are you a fan of Gunnerkrig Court?
Definition of SCHADENFREUDE: enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/schadenfreude
What does it say about Teutonic culture that this is a German word?
Swag fairies?
They are prevalent at conventions. Have you ever noticed that free stuff sneaks into your bag without you noticing it? Swag fairies.
Most faeries don’t leave you jack, they just abduct your newborns and leave their own in their place.
Technically, that could be swag depending on your feelings about your newborns. Free changeling baby!
And indeed, changeling babies ARE incredibly delicious!
I like my schadenfreude with a side of fries and a chocolate milk shake.