Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
Over at my home station
- Storefront! September 6, 2019So the Phoebe and Her Unicorn Amazon storefront, with apparel, backpacks, bags, and cushions, is open! We still have shirts on Topatoco, too. Read more →
- Happy to announce this book September 6, 2019So I’ve illustrated a picture book! Its co-author is young Maddox Lyons, a 12-year-old trans boy, and it’s about a little trans boy trying to be understood by his parents and the world. I think this is a wonderful project and I hope it opens some minds! It’s available to preorder now. Read more →
- Apparel! May 29, 2019So there’s a shirt on Topatoco now! Read more →
- So I screwed up my PO box December 12, 2018If you’ve gotten fan mail back, it’s my fault. I failed to keep my PO box paid up, and I know some people got mail back. I’m really sorry! Feel free to send stuff along to the new address: Dana Simpson PO Box 6347 Santa Barbara, CA 93160-6347 Again, I’m really sorry for the inconvenience! […]
- The unicorn of Today July 9, 2018So the Today Show had Amazon.com list some summer reading books for young reluctant readers. I’m #8! I’m almost more excited that Breaking Cat News, by my friend Georgia Dunn, is #2. Go Georgia! Go kitties! Read more →
Haw! Welcome to the sharpened horns of the dilemma of being truly human, Millie!
Something is very wrong then because Millie is clearly not a human. Perhaps you mean to say “sentient.”
generally, the sharpened horns causing the dilemma are attached to Principal Vine. Who made the “if you don’t see it, it didn’t happen” rule for the teachers and made it clear he favors Jeremy. Too bad only 2 of the dragons seem to consider Ozy a real family member, and Llewellan is too busy caring for the fox-and-a-half currently under his care and Isolde’s too new to conspiracies and Vine wasn’t around for a tail swipe
Because there really should be a “drive Vine nuts so he’s publicly disgraced and out of a job” conspiracy
possibly involving hubcaps and “aliens” as those are handy (Isolde’s father’s conspiracy). Who I still think isn’t Llewellan’s brother or brother-in-law, that they are more distant cousins and “uncle” is used out of respect for him being of the generation above her and out of affection…
Has anyone else noticed the redesign of Felicia’s cronies?
I kinda like ’em.
Yeah, didn’t the cat used to wear shoes?
The new hairdos are good.