Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
Over at my home station
- Apparel! May 29, 2019So there’s a shirt on Topatoco now! Read more →
- So I screwed up my PO box December 12, 2018If you’ve gotten fan mail back, it’s my fault. I failed to keep my PO box paid up, and I know some people got mail back. I’m really sorry! Feel free to send stuff along to the new address: Dana Simpson PO Box 6347 Santa Barbara, CA 93160-6347 Again, I’m really sorry for the inconvenience! […]
- The unicorn of Today July 9, 2018So the Today Show had Amazon.com list some summer reading books for young reluctant readers. I’m #8! I’m almost more excited that Breaking Cat News, by my friend Georgia Dunn, is #2. Go Georgia! Go kitties! Read more →
- I won something! July 8, 2018It had been a little while since I actually won an award, though I’ve been nominated a few times. This time, kids did the voting! Phoebe was voted “Bravest Hero” (For The Magic Storm) at the Kids’ Comics Awards, at the Ann Arbor Comic Arts Festival. (Which, by the way, I should attend some time. […]
- I’ll be in Spokane July 8, 2018At Auntie’s Bookstore, this Friday (the 13th) at 6. Washington, I wish I knew how to quit you. Read more →
A few others in the class:
Mrs. Sorkowitz: Frank Chance
Ozy: Pat Moran (hit by pitch twice, never hit a home run (zen runs))
Avery: Tom Walsh (struck out every time he tried to “be cool” (was at bat))
Felicia: Doc Gessler (was at best average, but still got her own nickname)
Jeremy: Harry Steinfeldt (had a .327 batting average, 83 RBI, and 3 HR, best overall at-bat on the team.)
Stephan: Jack Harper (no contribution to the team athletically, and the important people didn’t like him (while pitching, he once hit the manager three times in one game, knocking him out cold. He sat on the bench all year.))
Frank Chance is the manager, BTW. Sorry.
Isn’t nudity kind of common and inoffensive in this universe, though?
Only if the nudist is bald in the offending area.
Also, most don’t dream that an exact clone of themselves is narrating everything.
The 1906 Chicago Cubs season was the 35th season of the Chicago Cubs franchise, the 31st in the National League and the 14th at West Side Park. The team won the National League pennant with a record of 116–36, a full 20 games ahead of the second-place New York Giants. The team’s 116 wins is still the most by any team in National League history. The team’s .763 winning percentage is still the highest in modern MLB history (i.e., since 1901).