Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
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There it is. I’d been waiting for this curse to return.
Everything wrong with
“Ozy and Millie: The other curse”
in 50 words or less.
Spoilers
(duh)
Termites apparently also eat Ozy’s hat and vest.
Millie comes out with all her fur intact.
How hard can the termites be to draw if two of them are still there?
Ozy covers himself with only his paws, which some censors would say isn’t big enough.
Flying termites.
Total sin count: 5
Sentence: Baldness by Tape.
You forgot:
Termites eat wood, not fur or cloth.
Probably should have been moths.
Lil’ Abner reference?
Well, there are swarming reproductive termites that fly. Maybe Millie’s overalls have special fur protection. As for censors and Ozy’s small handpaws, he’s only ten. And who cares anyway?