Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
Over at my home station
- Storefront! September 6, 2019So the Phoebe and Her Unicorn Amazon storefront, with apparel, backpacks, bags, and cushions, is open! We still have shirts on Topatoco, too. Read more →
- Happy to announce this book September 6, 2019So I’ve illustrated a picture book! Its co-author is young Maddox Lyons, a 12-year-old trans boy, and it’s about a little trans boy trying to be understood by his parents and the world. I think this is a wonderful project and I hope it opens some minds! It’s available to preorder now. Read more →
- Apparel! May 29, 2019So there’s a shirt on Topatoco now! Read more →
- So I screwed up my PO box December 12, 2018If you’ve gotten fan mail back, it’s my fault. I failed to keep my PO box paid up, and I know some people got mail back. I’m really sorry! Feel free to send stuff along to the new address: Dana Simpson PO Box 6347 Santa Barbara, CA 93160-6347 Again, I’m really sorry for the inconvenience! […]
- The unicorn of Today July 9, 2018So the Today Show had Amazon.com list some summer reading books for young reluctant readers. I’m #8! I’m almost more excited that Breaking Cat News, by my friend Georgia Dunn, is #2. Go Georgia! Go kitties! Read more →
It’s no use, Millie. Give it up.
Your Mom love you with all her heart…and there’s NOTHING you can do about it!
Yeah, makes it all the more tragic how she utterly treats her mom like crap.
She’s randomly destructive and chock-full of zany spontaneity, but she’s not a bad kid. She doesn’t hurt other people, the trouble she gets into is generally more irksome and benign than truly harmful, and her arguments and name-calling matches with her mother result more often in grumbling acceptance than outright disobedience. I don’t think she’s a bad kid at all. Appropriately enough, she’s her mother all over again, with a dash of magic pirate.
So she’ll grow up to be a lawyer?
only if your definition of treating your parents like crap is “isn’t perfectly behaved 100% of the time”
10 out of 10. Would cuddle.
I thought it likely that fox kits are born with closed eyes but didn’t *know* that and managed to find a web site that says (thefoxwebsite.net). Yes, born blind *and* deaf but the mother fox loves them anyway!
No, I am not criticising the comic, having Millie be able to make goo-goo eyes so soon after birth is what makes the punchline so dramatic. It’s a great strip!
Am I the only person who think that the blanket wrapped around her should’ve been her tail?