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Ozy And Millie

by orv on January 24, 2005 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Comics
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  1. Kytsuine
    July 29, 2013, 8:12 am | # | Reply

    I do love Haiku,
    An ancient and noble form
    Of insulting folks.

    • Maverick Mopete
      February 15, 2014, 3:27 am | # | Reply

      Haiku is for you
      Truly there is no better
      way to slam someone

      • Neospector
        August 8, 2014, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

        Haikus are quite strange;
        I find them quite confusing.
        Prose that warps senses.

  2. Unicorn2001
    September 9, 2014, 10:07 am | # | Reply

    Haikus Are easy
    But sometimes they don’t make sense
    Refrigerator

  3. Jack
    September 15, 2014, 10:03 pm | # | Reply

    Rubber chicken hats,
    The dragon basks in ice cream.
    Seek the zen, you all.

  4. Ratiocinator
    September 24, 2014, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

    This might be something
    I’ll start doing to people
    If they’re deserving.

  5. Averagemoe
    October 10, 2014, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t understand
    How this is any worse
    then normal insults.

    • Anonymous
      November 20, 2014, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

      Left a syllable
      out from haiku second line?
      Here try this instead:

      I don’t understand
      how this can be any worse
      than normal insults

    • TehWeegee
      December 17, 2014, 12:07 am | # | Reply

      Then you do not know
      Haiku is the greatest of all
      At insults, for sure

  6. Monoman
    May 14, 2015, 4:10 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t like haiku
    I find them most annoying
    Make them go away

    • MyaApplesauce
      June 28, 2018, 3:21 pm | # | Reply

      Why don’t you like them?
      Haikus are really awesome!
      Is there a reason?

  7. Mazanec the Mongoose
    January 4, 2016, 7:23 am | # | Reply

    Ozy and Millie
    Foxes I wish to befriend
    How do I ge there?

  8. dutchguy
    February 15, 2016, 11:21 am | # | Reply

    In the waffle waffle
    these waffle waffle
    A waffle waffle

    In the dark angst
    these dark goth
    A blender blender

    From lame to poem
    The lame lame poem
    To the lame.lame.

  9. Dr. Whodunnit
    August 11, 2016, 8:54 pm | # | Reply

    Buffalo bluffing
    Buff Buffalo buffalo
    Rebuffed buffalo

  10. Adelaide
    February 18, 2018, 7:28 am | # | Reply

    Yes, he lied to me.
    He’ll lie to you too, later
    If not sooner.

    • Adelaide
      January 9, 2021, 9:18 am | # | Reply

      (Ahem.) “As well as sooner”

  11. MyaApplesauce
    June 28, 2018, 3:14 pm | # | Reply

    Haikus are quite cool,
    I really very like them,
    Wait I’m out of syll-

  12. PIMASTERJ
    October 26, 2019, 7:24 pm | # | Reply

    I can never think
    Of of a good Haiku
    On moment’s notice

  13. Inconvenient Turtle
    August 14, 2020, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

    All of the comments
    Are in the form of haiku.
    This makes sense to me.

  14. Marigold Heavenly Nostrils
    November 17, 2020, 11:21 am | # | Reply

    Look at me right now
    I am way better than you
    Now get me cheese

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