She doesn’t need more Wine, she needs Tequilla, but she’d better get some while she can because Mexican Blue Cactus Farmers are as of this moment burning the Majority of their crop to make way for Corn to capitalize on Ethynol Fuel, so Tequilla will become far more expensive in the Future, as will Helium & Chocolate!
When I was very young, I was given one of the little dime-store live turtles (yes, this was a very long time ago). I had been playing with it but somehow got distracted and when I came back I couldn’t find it: of *course* it could have walked off and hidden somewhere, so I searched and searched, finally plumping myself down on an over-stuffed chair in exhaustion. And at that point I finally remembered where I had been playing with it: in that overstuffed chair minus its cushion. By that time it had suffocated. Now, as an adult, I wonder which parent had replaced that cushion while I was gone without noticing the turtle! Far too late to ask either of them.
“There never is enough wine, my comrade”
She doesn’t need more Wine, she needs Tequilla, but she’d better get some while she can because Mexican Blue Cactus Farmers are as of this moment burning the Majority of their crop to make way for Corn to capitalize on Ethynol Fuel, so Tequilla will become far more expensive in the Future, as will Helium & Chocolate!
Wait what
This has been your random geopolitical factoid of the day.
Never let relevance get in the way of a good fact.
And I suppose Robert showed them how to make Ethanol?
That reminds me, has anyone seen my little brown spider?
Nevermind, I found it.
Millie’s fur is all hedgehoggy.
When I was very young, I was given one of the little dime-store live turtles (yes, this was a very long time ago). I had been playing with it but somehow got distracted and when I came back I couldn’t find it: of *course* it could have walked off and hidden somewhere, so I searched and searched, finally plumping myself down on an over-stuffed chair in exhaustion. And at that point I finally remembered where I had been playing with it: in that overstuffed chair minus its cushion. By that time it had suffocated. Now, as an adult, I wonder which parent had replaced that cushion while I was gone without noticing the turtle! Far too late to ask either of them.