Ozy And Millie: Raccoon-on-the-street commentary
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Notes: White-out corrections in panels 1 and 2.
Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
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So…Greater Llewellynlland is both hostile AND peaceful?
just like Islam, or the United States.
Hey, real Muslims aren’t hostile.
Yeah, they’re just misunderstood – like their Ajihad, which means holy war. The terrorists made an abomination of a holy endevour of self-discovery.
Wow, Arthas. Just…wow.
or Christianity.
You might have to be a little more specific on that one.
Or tsutaru, but eliminate the peaceful and change it to discriminator
I am stating the fact that you are stating that fact.
Bah, I expected them to at least spell it differently, and wrongly both times so no one can complain.
Is someone going to fish that reporter out of the moat. The one who wrote the scrolling text at the bottom of the screen.
I can’t read it to well, even when I enlarge the picture, but I think it says Help me I’m shrinking. He or she can live in my daughter’s doll house.
The earlier one says something about “no one hurt”.
#1: ASPARAGUS; NO ONE HURT IN TURTLE
#2: COLLISION; HELP ME I’M SHRINKING
I think.
I see, it must have been a shipment of Red Mercury (look it up, no joke people will believe anything, like Islam is a religion of peace… snickers).
You can say “booger” on the air (but not “jive-@ss” or George Carlin’s “Seven Dirty Words”).