1999


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Jan 1Ozy and Millie: Approval ratings
Jan 4Ozy and Millie: Fine print
Jan 5Ozy and Millie: Cardboard news
Jan 6Ozy and Millie: Keeping it general
Jan 7Ozy and Millie: Ways to get out of doing work #1
Jan 8Ozy and Millie: It goes on forever
Jan 11Ozy and Millie: The 1812 overture
Jan 12Ozy and Millie: Other friends
Jan 13Ozy and Millie: Left behind
Jan 14Ozy and Millie: Talking to the duck
Jan 15Ozy and Millie: Unwelcome optimism
Jan 18Ozy and Millie: Not quite that desperate
Jan 19Ozy and Millie: Misfit among misfits
Jan 20Ozy and Millie: A low point
Jan 21Ozy and Millie: Dragon to the rescue
Jan 22Ozy and Millie: Between friends
Jan 25Ozy and Millie: House Rules Parcheesi
Jan 26Ozy and Millie: The aftermath
Jan 27Ozy and Millie: I dunno, what do you wanna do?
Jan 28Ozy and Millie: Timulty vs. the bicycle
Jan 29Ozy and Millie: Pun break
Feb 1Ozy and Millie: The sound of rain
Feb 2Ozy and Millie: Timulty’s lemonade stand
Feb 3Ozy and Millie: Ways to get out of doing work #2
Feb 4Ozy and Millie: Beyond the mundane
Feb 5Ozy and Millie: Coffee on girl
Feb 8Ozy and Millie: stupid zen
Feb 10Ozy and Millie: Ways to get out of doing work #3
Feb 13Ozy and Millie: Table manners
Feb 16Ozy and Millie: Parting the waters
Mar 8Ozy and Millie: Class
Mar 9Ozy and Millie: Why Ozy doesn’t wear pants
Mar 10Ozy and Millie: Millie the feminist
Mar 11Ozy and Millie: The perils of principle
Mar 12Ozy and Millie: This doesn’t really work
Mar 15Ozy and Millie: Beware of dragon
Mar 16Ozy and Millie: The real world
Mar 17Ozy and Millie: Fearing the worst
Mar 18Ozy and Millie: Different
Mar 19Ozy and Millie: An intelligent solution
Mar 22Ozy and Millie: Are bullies insecure?
Mar 23Ozy and Millie: Boys will be boys
Mar 24Ozy and Millie: Childish behavior
Mar 25Ozy and Millie: A moral victory
Mar 26Ozy and Millie: Morning cheer
Mar 29Ozy and Millie: Stephan and the march of progress
Mar 30Ozy and Millie: Dress for success
Mar 31Ozy and Millie: The switch
Apr 1Ozy and Millie: April Fools strip by Bill Holbrook
Apr 2Ozy and Millie: The sissy threshold
Apr 5Ozy and Millie: The taboo line
Apr 6Ozy and Millie: What’s beautiful about the world
Apr 7Ozy and Millie: A singular mission
Apr 8Ozy and Millie: Commercial practice
Apr 9Ozy and Millie: Ignorance is bliss
Apr 12Ozy and Millie: Corporate tendrils
Apr 13Ozy and Millie: Gathering: The Obsession
Apr 14Ozy and Millie: The cool way to pick your nose
Apr 15Ozy and Millie: The object of the quest
Apr 16Ozy and Millie: Mixed morals
Apr 19Ozy and Millie: Epilogue
Apr 20Ozy and Millie: Smoke shapes
Apr 21Ozy and Millie: In other words, no
Apr 22Ozy and Millie: Dragon humor
Apr 23Ozy and Millie: Reverse werewolf
Apr 26Ozy and Millie: The spit take
Apr 27Ozy and Millie: That hideous song
Apr 28Ozy and Millie: The flame take
Apr 29Ozy and Millie: Bees
Apr 30Ozy and Millie: Avery the prophet
May 3Ozy and Millie: Blasphemer!
May 4Ozy and Millie: Religious theme music
May 5Ozy and Millie: Teachings
May 6Ozy and Millie: Honesty
May 7Ozy and Millie: Cooler to follow
May 10Ozy and Millie: P.R.
May 11Ozy and Millie:”God made dirt”
May 12Ozy and Millie: Bumper sticker wisdom
May 13Ozy and Millie: The letter of the law
May 14Ozy and Millie: So sue him
May 17Ozy and Millie: Chivalry
May 18Ozy and Millie: Ozy gets on board
May 19Ozy and Millie: The media descend
May 20Ozy and Millie: Grownup solutions
May 21Ozy and Millie: An excess of truth
May 24Ozy and Millie: The dignity of the court
May 25Ozy and Millie: Bullying meets reality
May 26Ozy and Millie: Preparation for the real world
May 27Ozy and Millie: Victory
May 28Ozy and Millie: Cloning
Jul 1Ozy and Millie: What Stephan did today
Jul 2Ozy and Millie: Too spicy
Jul 5Ozy and Millie: Independence day
Jul 6Ozy and Millie: Worlds within cereal
Jul 7Ozy and Millie: The revenge of the language-oriented
Jul 8Ozy and Millie: Keeping it real
Jul 9Ozy and Millie: A matter of attitude
Jul 12Ozy and Millie: Pumpernickel rolls
Jul 13Ozy and Millie: Millie’s mind
Jul 14Ozy and Millie: How to quash rebellion
Jul 15Ozy and Millie: Dragon fears
Jul 16Ozy and Millie: A matter of attitude
Jul 19Ozy and Millie: Fear flows both ways
Jul 20Ozy and Millie: Equipment limitations
Jul 21Ozy and Millie: Wise words lost
Jul 22Ozy and Millie: It’s hereditary
Jul 23Ozy and Millie: Descartes
Jul 26Ozy and Millie: Ozy does Dylan
Jul 27Ozy and Millie: The nonsense trip
Jul 28Ozy and Millie: Timulty through the tulips
Jul 29Ozy and Millie: Adult delusions
Jul 30Ozy and Millie: The inner life
Aug 2Ozy and Millie: Internet!
Aug 3Ozy and Millie: Neighborhood knights
Aug 4Ozy and Millie: Their rules are like a religion
Aug 5Ozy and Millie: No legal authority
Aug 6Ozy and Millie: Calling their bluff
Aug 9Ozy and Millie: Nemeses
Aug 10Ozy and Millie: Avery Jekyll
Aug 11Ozy and Millie: Trendy grief
Aug 12Ozy and Millie: Isolated incidents
Aug 13Ozy and Millie: Reverse psychology
Aug 16Ozy and Millie: Cool nausea
Aug 17Ozy and Millie: Some of the possibilities
Aug 18Ozy and Millie: Weird old people
Aug 19Ozy and Millie: Laugh tracks
Aug 20Ozy and Millie: Aluminium Siding
Aug 23Ozy and Millie: Tanning optimism
Aug 24Ozy and Millie: The anti-Aesop
Aug 25Ozy and Millie: Timulty’s priorities
Aug 26Ozy and Millie: Imagine there’s no homework
Aug 27Ozy and Millie: Roethke’s “The Waking”
Sep 6Ozy and Millie: Hide and seek
Sep 7Ozy and Millie: Inside the couch
Sep 8Ozy and Millie: Not in Kansas anymore
Sep 9Ozy and Millie: Incoherence
Sep 10Ozy and Millie: Over 21 not admitted without child
Sep 13Ozy and Millie: Captain Locke
Sep 14Ozy and Millie: Universals
Sep 15Ozy and Millie: Two ships passing in the night
Sep 16Ozy and Millie: The epic journey
Sep 17Ozy and Millie: The idiosyncracies of our furniture
Sep 20Ozy and Millie: Relevant skills
Sep 21Ozy and Millie: Crafty escape plan
Sep 22Ozy and Millie: Parting shot
Sep 23Ozy and Millie: Tag!
Sep 24Ozy and Millie: Caution: Vortex
Sep 27Ozy and Millie: Millie recaps
Sep 28Ozy and Millie: Sibling doublethink
Sep 29Ozy and Millie: I got you, babe
Sep 30Ozy and Millie: Zen: the board game
Oct 1Ozy and Millie: Ethics and principle
Oct 4Ozy and Millie: Happily ever after
Oct 5Ozy and Millie: “Avery, the next wave”
Oct 6Ozy and Millie: Slogans
Oct 7Ozy and Millie: Ozy overthinks
Oct 8Ozy and Millie: Random images
Oct 11Ozy and Millie: Laos
Oct 12Ozy and Millie: The wind shifts
Oct 13Ozy and Millie: “Ice Ice Baby”
Oct 14Ozy and Millie: What Timulty thinks is cool
Oct 15Ozy and Millie: Avery’s compliment
Oct 18Ozy and Millie: Six billion
Oct 19Ozy and Millie: Golda Meir and Prozac
Oct 20Ozy and Millie: The secret to happiness
Oct 21Ozy And Millie: The Hayes Code
Oct 22Ozy and Millie: Lugubrious
Nov 8Ozy and Millie: Freaks and mutants
Nov 9Ozy And Millie: Karma turns on Millie
Nov 10Ozy and Millie: The obvious solution
Nov 11Ozy and Millie: Secretly cool
Nov 12Ozy and Millie: School drinking fountains
Nov 15Ozy and Millie: Life’s rich pageant
Nov 16Ozy and Millie: Did I ask?
Nov 17Ozy And Millie: Grunge is not dead
Nov 18Ozy and Millie: Poker butt
Nov 19Ozy and Millie: Comic strip poker
Nov 22Ozy and Millie: Millie’s treatise on being nice
Nov 23Ozy and Millie: Ozy’s response
Nov 24Ozy and Millie: Red tray
Nov 25Ozy And Millie: Happy Thanksgiving
Nov 26Ozy And Millie: Dr. I. Wahnsinnig
Nov 29Ozy and Millie: The wearing of pants
Nov 30Ozy and Millie: Ozy’s family situation
Dec 1Ozy and Millie: Ouch
Dec 2Ozy and Millie: An ally after all
Dec 3Ozy and Millie: Solutions
Dec 6Ozy and Millie: The dragon and Dr. Freud
Dec 7Ozy and Millie: Who decides who’s crazy?
Dec 8Ozy and Millie: Reasonable
Dec 9Ozy and Millie: Mind alterants
Dec 10Ozy and Millie: School uniforms
Dec 13Ozy and Millie: Mixed messages
Dec 14Ozy and Millie: Being honest with your child
Dec 15Ozy and Millie: Avery is displeased
Dec 16Ozy and Millie: A tool of the establishment
Dec 17Ozy and Millie: The upside
Dec 20Ozy and Millie: It’s a time for…
Dec 21Ozy and Millie: Signs of the season
Dec 22Ozy and Millie: Outsmarting Santa
Dec 23Ozy and Millie: A lucky paperclip
Dec 24Ozy and Millie: Happy Xmas 1999
Dec 27Ozy and Millie: Letdown
Dec 28Ozy and Millie: The artist must have space!
Dec 29Ozy and Millie: Pillow fort
Dec 30Ozy and Millie: Y2K hype
Dec 31Ozy and Millie: The beginning and end of a thousand year period