Ozy And Millie: Artificial flavors by dana on November 6, 2001 in • 12 Comments The original artwork for this comic is available for purchase. Notes: White-out corrections in panels 1 and 2.
Heh. Reminds me of the vending machines at one of my worklplaces that had “chicken-flavored” soup! Tasted OK but I would still occasionally end up wondering darkly as to just how the chicken had gone about flavoring it. 😛 Reply
There exists a frozen food company that now makes ‘Chicken Wyngs’. I don’t think I want to know what they are make from. Reply
Xtreme kool letterz. That probably means the meat’s okay, but you don’t want to know what they put on it. Reply
“Coke” is actually “a solid carbonaceous residue derived from destructive distillation of coal”. Reply
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Heh. Reminds me of the vending machines at one of my worklplaces that had “chicken-flavored” soup! Tasted OK but I would still occasionally end up wondering darkly as to just how the chicken had gone about flavoring it. 😛
My experience with ramen suggests “chicken flavor” means salt, and “beef flavor” means MSG.
Nah. Chicken-Flavored means MSG too.
I once found “Original flavored” ramen.
Basicly, all the scientific terms for different types of sugar rhyme with “gross.”
There exists a frozen food company that now makes ‘Chicken Wyngs’. I don’t think I want to know what they are make from.
My mistake. It’s actually spelled ‘wyngz’. Even worse.
They’re just chicken wings, or deboned chicken wings in the case of the Teriyaki.
Xtreme kool letterz. That probably means the meat’s okay, but you don’t want to know what they put on it.
“Coke” is actually “a solid carbonaceous residue derived from destructive distillation of coal”.
If I heard correctly, “Grape-nuts” cereal has neither grapes nor nuts in it.