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Did you know that you can Legally Own Flamethrowers & Miniguns made before the 70s. Also, you can Legally Manufacture your own Guns & Thermite! Isn’t America Wonderful?
yes, but looking up how to do it on the Internet can get you arrested. 🙂
Then why aren’t I typing this reply from Guantanamo Bay?
Because if you were in Guantanamo Bay, your sanity would have been so shattered by repeated listenings to “Who Let The Dogs Out” that you wouldn’t be able to speak coherently, much less type coherently.
Meh, make a coilgun. It’s just an electromagnet (or several).
Any NFA weapon that was privately owned but registered before 1986 remains legal. (Subject to (wildly unconstitutional) state and local laws.) Newly manufactured flamethrowers are legal, but you’re far more likely to find them at a farm supply store than a gun store. Considering how easy it is to make thermite, it would make about as much sense to ban concrete.
If not for the fact that he couldn’t actually pay for it, he’d probably get that bazooka.
AMERICA: Where buying a house is more heavily regulated than buying a gun.
They make you get a license to drive a car, but any idiot with spouse can become a parent. Okay so there’s a sizable list of types of spouses that wont work, but still…
“…with spouse…” I think you can cut that part out.
The idea that it’s easy to legally obtain a gun in America is an old wives’ tale. My mother knows a criminal lawyer (a very muscular and street-smart one) who exercises in the same gym we do, and we needed to get firearm owners identification cards, which took a long time and cost some money, before we had the right to buy and own firearms. Oh, we live in Illinois.
I would like a ray gun. I could imagine actually using an electrolaser stun gun, but would be too inhibited for anything deadly.
Oh dear