Ozy and Millie: Millie for president

The original artwork for this strip is available for purchase.  See the original artwork information page for more information.
Notes: White-out corrections in the third and fourth panels.
There’s also an unpublished, alternate version of this strip available, with different dialog in the last two panels. (Ozy: “Can you reduce that to a two-second sound bite?” Millie: “I believe in STUFF!” Ozy: “You’re on your way.”)

  10 comments for “Ozy and Millie: Millie for president

  1. A boy scout, a brain surgeon and the president are in an airplane that’s about to crash. Everyone else has already evacuated and they’re arguing over the last parachute. The boy scout says “I have much potential and can eventually do great things.” The brain surgeon says “I am a trained professional who can save many lives.” The president says “I’m the smartest man in the world!” He takes the parachute and jumps out. The boy scout says “I have an idea, you can take the parachute and carry me down, I’m light.” “But didn’t the president just take the parachute?” said the brain surgeon. “No the smartest man in the world just took m backpack.”

  2. Popeye ran for president (won over Blutto by one vote…Olive Oyl’s), Snoopy ran for president (won by one vote…the Red Baron’s) and Alvin the Chipmunk ran for president (race unresolved at end of the episode…though he seemed popular).

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