One time when I was stuck in a checkout line, I skimmed over one of those, ‘spice up your relationship’ articles in a conveniently placed women’s magazine.
I miss supermarket tabloids. The Weekly World News was the best. Reading the headlines was the only interesting thing about standing in line. But, change both giveth and taketh away; I no longer get to read headlines promising to reveal how to tell if you pet is an alien, but I rarely have to wait in line, either.
My parents would never buy anything from those checkout displays for us kids. Millie is a frikin’ genius.
It’s true, y ‘know.
One time when I was stuck in a checkout line, I skimmed over one of those, ‘spice up your relationship’ articles in a conveniently placed women’s magazine.
Made The Playboy Adviser look like a Golden Book
My weakness is the Farmer’s Almanacs.
There are four I regularly get each autumn, plus any odd ones I see.
At least it’s only once a year.
I miss supermarket tabloids. The Weekly World News was the best. Reading the headlines was the only interesting thing about standing in line. But, change both giveth and taketh away; I no longer get to read headlines promising to reveal how to tell if you pet is an alien, but I rarely have to wait in line, either.