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Notes: White-out corrections in the second and third panels.
The original artwork for this strip is available for purchase. See the original artwork information page for more information.
Notes: White-out corrections in the second and third panels.
Okay okay i confess!!! I was the one put the roll of paper towels into the oven, but i swear i was just trying to make them warmer i didmt know they would burn….i mean um…YOU HEARD NOTHING!
“YOU HEARD NOTHING” is one of my favorite ways to unnerve people
“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth. and nothing but the truth? ( several seconds of silence, then… ) WELL?!”
“I’m thinking.”
David Frye — Richard Nixon, A Fantasy
I was called for jury duty once, and answered a screening question wrong (I had forgotten the answer). I could hardly sleep till I could correct it the next day.
Just think how interesting that ride home is going to be now that the confession is out in the open.