If one is to quantify zen, one should seek the most zenlike numbers. These would of course be transcendental numbers, the best known of which are pi and e. Reply

You know someone’s zen, or spends most of their free time with Millie, when they react like that to being startled Reply

The zen is over 9000!

If one is to quantify zen, one should seek the most zenlike numbers. These would of course be transcendental numbers, the best known of which are pi and e.

Or, better yet, the square root of negative i.

That’s i times the square root of i, isn’t it?

The ultimate zen number would be the pith root of e to the power of the square root of -i.

I want a ninja bathing suit!

You know someone’s zen, or spends most of their free time with Millie, when they react like that to being startled

Millie lost her dress, but I can’t tell if she’s running stark naked or not.

You know, I think she is!