Ozy and Millie: Question time
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Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
The original artwork for this comic is available for purchase.
Notes: Small white-out correction in panel 1.
My mind was blown
Awesome comic.
i read that four times before i understood that
Certainly an… efficient form of conversation.
That’s what average online discussion would sound like when spoken aloud.
Too true. Emphasis on average too.
I think it says something about me that I understood that discussion perfectly well and found it liberatingly concise.
I think Mom got the first two answers reversed. “Maybe” they’ll move in together?
1) “Are we gonna have a big wedding?” “No.” “Why not?”
2) “Are we all gonna move in together?” “Maybe.” “When?”
3) “Can I be the flower girl?” “Yes.” “Yay!”
4) “Will there be cake?” “Yes.” “Yay again!”
5) “Can I have champagne?” “No.” “How about Tequila, then?”
6) “Can I curl my hair?” “Yes.” “Yay a third time!”
7) “What’s the only letter that doesn’t appear in the name of any U.S. State?” “I think it’s Q.” “That’s right!”
Thanks!
“No, you can’t have tequila, either.”
“Okay, what about rum?”
“No way, kid! Where do you think YOU came from?”
she’s the daughter of a pirate, is it that hard to imagine she has a taste for rum
Why is the rum gone?!
Because the ship’s cat keeps drinking it, and that’s why he staggers across the deck and sleeps all day.
She’s a lawyer…she can handle that kind of communicating.