6 comments for “Ozy and Millie: Naked in school

  1. A few others in the class:
    Mrs. Sorkowitz: Frank Chance
    Ozy: Pat Moran (hit by pitch twice, never hit a home run (zen runs))
    Avery: Tom Walsh (struck out every time he tried to “be cool” (was at bat))
    Felicia: Doc Gessler (was at best average, but still got her own nickname)
    Jeremy: Harry Steinfeldt (had a .327 batting average, 83 RBI, and 3 HR, best overall at-bat on the team.)
    Stephan: Jack Harper (no contribution to the team athletically, and the important people didn’t like him (while pitching, he once hit the manager three times in one game, knocking him out cold. He sat on the bench all year.))

  2. Only if the nudist is bald in the offending area.

    Also, most don’t dream that an exact clone of themselves is narrating everything.

  3. The 1906 Chicago Cubs season was the 35th season of the Chicago Cubs franchise, the 31st in the National League and the 14th at West Side Park. The team won the National League pennant with a record of 116–36, a full 20 games ahead of the second-place New York Giants. The team’s 116 wins is still the most by any team in National League history. The team’s .763 winning percentage is still the highest in modern MLB history (i.e., since 1901).

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