He drinks coffee? Never knew that about Ozy 😀
Then again it could be tea or cocoa or something, I mean it is almost Christmas.
Tea seems more like his upbringing, I think, and we know he drinks hot cocoa. Still, it could very well be coffee. We may never know.
He does live with a dragon, members of which species have been known to drink jet fuel and bathe in mercury. It could be anything in that cup giving off vapours.
But he himself is not physically a dragon, so it either has to be something a canid can drink (leaves out hot chocolate) or he’s taking it to his dad.
The third one is my hair EVERY day when I wake up. I pretty much just stick my head under a faucet to fix it.
I thought he was a wolf. I can’t be the only one, right?
I thought he was an Arctic fox.
Wait…hasn’t he always been a wolf? My mind!
How is having to vacuum up your own fur a reason not to complain?
Compared to scrubbing the moat?
I think the point is that since he lost all his fur, he won’t be gradually shedding any over the next week, thereby making vacuuming that much easier if not wholly unnecessary. So while he may have had one single big chunk of work, it may still average to much less work over the whole week.
This is hilarious!
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