This one amused me more than it should have.
“How is it different from an occasional table?”
“It comes and goes with an element of surprise!”
…I’m sorry; I’m so sorry.
That escalated quickly
I would think that the periodic table has a very predictable pattern to its appearances, while the occasional table is completely random about them.
The occasional table shows up at specific occasions.
Wait’ll you see his TIME Table.
Or his Multiplication Table… I mean Tables… I mean… GOOD LORD THEY’RE MULTIPLYING! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
IT’S THE TABLE-POCALYPSE! WE MUST EVACUATE THE PLANET BEFORE WE ALL DROWN IN THE EVER-GROWING OCEAN OF TABLES!
That is a much better pun then the first one.
This would be funnier with a joke about elements.
It shows up suddenly. Its element is the element of surprise!
Oh, that *was* a pun before. I had to google it to get it.
Accent tables, or occasional tables, include coffee table, end tables, nesting tables, ottomans, and accent stools.
It really needed to be one of those tables that is held up by elephants at the corners.
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