Well, his forehooves are drawn inaccurately – bovines are artiodactyls, meaning they have an even number of toes. Principal Vine’s horselike circular hooves are a mistake that I’m not going to read too much into. Maybe he’s a cow/horse hybrid.
Anyways, logically he would have cloven hooves, between which he could grasp objects.
Ozy, the solution is obvious. Sue. Use your future-stepmother as your lawyer. She’s won before. Part of the settlement: the principal is fired and bullying is required to be punished in all cases.
I never really thought about before, but Vine pointing at Ozy raises the question – how does Mr. Vine hold writing utensils in his hooves?
I’m not too sure he even needs to write, given how he does his job.
He probably never learned how.
Well, his forehooves are drawn inaccurately – bovines are artiodactyls, meaning they have an even number of toes. Principal Vine’s horselike circular hooves are a mistake that I’m not going to read too much into. Maybe he’s a cow/horse hybrid.
Anyways, logically he would have cloven hooves, between which he could grasp objects.
Biology to the rescue!
Look more closely at his hooves in the first panel, specifically his left hoof.
He holds them the same way the music teacher holds his baton.
Mabie he wears magnetic horseshoes on his forehooves, and everything he might need to pick up is magnetic.
Ive said it before and I will say it again, I want to smash this guys face in every time I see him
Trust me, you are not the only one.
Hire Anton to do the job, he’s already got the right tools!
It’s kind of like the hysterical passenger scene in the movie, “Airplane!”
Dana, if Vine is based even a little bit on a real life principal you had who sided with bullies, I hope that person got struck by lightning.
…And then defecated on by a passing moose, just for good measure.
And then meteored.
I think it’s time for Llewellyn to have a bbq, I mean another talk with Mr. Vine.
Beau Vine is a ****ing ****!
I’m certain he has Mad Cow’s Disease.
Ozy, the solution is obvious. Sue. Use your future-stepmother as your lawyer. She’s won before. Part of the settlement: the principal is fired and bullying is required to be punished in all cases.
Is it wrong to be so very infuriated by a fictional character?