9 comments for “Ozy and Millie: A bulletin

  1. This is how a lot of weird laws get made. Though I’m at a loss to think of an incident that would make it illegal to cross the Minnesota state border with a chicken on your head.

  2. After reading this I had to clean my laptop screen. I had unfortunately taken a sip of my drink at the start.

    This also reminds me of my lasting impact in high school. After my physics project, the department implemented size restrictions on all the tennis ball launchers he he.

    • I haven’t had one made yet, but I’m going for “No pajamas or wizard cloaks unless specified.”

      • Maybe mine should be “no attaching a 30 meter tall pi banner to your backpack” Of course that would require going to school, which in 2020, is probably not happening anytime soon.

    • I managed to kill pep rallies at my school. I objected to something so transparently non-academic, so in my senior year they made attendance optional. A year or two later, so many students were opting to sit in study hall instead that they gave up altogether. I may be a jerk, but I occasionally manage to channel it into something positive.

      Oh, and they were so lucky! They got hold of me when I was young and ignorant. I shudder (in ecstasy) when I imagine how much havoc I could have wreaked if I’d known half of what I know now.

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