This computer, unlike a few other devices, is very well behaved and not out to get me. It’s a very nice computer. Extraordinary in fact, and I cannot sing it’s praises enough. Or the devices it connects to, either. Others may be suspect, not them. They are all wonderful. Simply amazing…
This coming from an anthropomorphic animal
But animals are sentient.
Its true, quantum particles that behave differently when observed will consider a dog to be an observer.
By God, somebody actually knows how to use a dictionary! My faith in humanity may have a marginal chance of survival, after all.
“Anthropomorphic” is one of my favorite words.
Hey, I KNOW my garage-door opener has it in for me
This computer, unlike a few other devices, is very well behaved and not out to get me. It’s a very nice computer. Extraordinary in fact, and I cannot sing it’s praises enough. Or the devices it connects to, either. Others may be suspect, not them. They are all wonderful. Simply amazing…
Yes, bailey, I am sure your devices believe you.
Just keep talking nice about them and you will be safe.