Ozy And Millie: A vague proposal

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Notes: White-out correction in panel 4.

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  1. They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
    They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
    to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
    and they’re coming to take me away ha ha

    • That’s just the refrain, here are the verses:

      Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I’d go berzerk?
      Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I’ve gone completely out of my mind.

      You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I’m utterly mad.

      I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh? Well you just wait they’ll find you yet, and when they do they’ll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt.

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