There was a woman who was apparently mean to to bone. When she died she thought people would remember her by the song “Over the rainbow.” Unfortunately the funeral director got confused with the wizard of Oz soundtrack CD and played “Ding dong the witch is dead” instead.
Possibly a true story.
Probably shouldn’t tell her that the historical Crockett considered coonskin caps hopelessly gauche, and only wore beaver hats. (The height of style at the time.)
There was a woman who was apparently mean to to bone. When she died she thought people would remember her by the song “Over the rainbow.” Unfortunately the funeral director got confused with the wizard of Oz soundtrack CD and played “Ding dong the witch is dead” instead.
Possibly a true story.
What would Millie do if Davy Crockett wore a fox-tailed hat?
Maybe in this world, where animals are people, Davy’s “hat” was alive?
Probably shouldn’t tell her that the historical Crockett considered coonskin caps hopelessly gauche, and only wore beaver hats. (The height of style at the time.)