If you’ve gotten fan mail back, it’s my fault. I failed to keep my PO box paid up, and I know some people got mail back. I’m really sorry! Feel free to send stuff along to the new address: Dana Simpson PO Box 6347 Santa Barbara, CA 93160-6347 Again, I’m really sorry for the inconvenience! […]
So the Today Show had Amazon.com list some summer reading books for young reluctant readers. I’m #8! I’m almost more excited that Breaking Cat News, by my friend Georgia Dunn, is #2. Go Georgia! Go kitties! Read more →
It had been a little while since I actually won an award, though I’ve been nominated a few times. This time, kids did the voting! Phoebe was voted “Bravest Hero” (For The Magic Storm) at the Kids’ Comics Awards, at the Ann Arbor Comic Arts Festival. (Which, by the way, I should attend some time. […]
I’ll be returning to C&P Coffee Co. in West Seattle, for Words West Literary’s kids’ night. I’ll be reading some selections from various “Phoebe and Her Unicorn” books. It’ll be me and Suzanne Selfors. Last time it was fun! Starts at 6. Read more →
One child, anyway. A little girl named Katy, in Massachussetts. She wrote a letter to her local paper, the Daily Hampshire Gazette, asking them to please pick up ‘Phoebe and Her Unicorn.’ Not only did they, but they let her ask me some interview questions. And she really nailed it. Read about it here! […]
Did you catch the reveal of Max’s parents in this week’s strips? I’ve actually known all along that Max has lesbian parents. I’ve been waiting for years for it to come up organically. And it actually did in the forthcoming Phoebe and Her Unicorn In: The Magic Storm, which is due out in October. So […]
SLJ’s Brigid Alverson interviewed me for a great article about LGBTQ representation in comics. I’m quoted in the article, but I said a lot more, and apparently it was interesting enough that she also published the whole interview. Read more →
I do love Haiku,
An ancient and noble form
Of insulting folks.
Haiku is for you
Truly there is no better
way to slam someone
Haikus are quite strange;
I find them quite confusing.
Prose that warps senses.
Haikus Are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator
Rubber chicken hats,
The dragon basks in ice cream.
Seek the zen, you all.
This might be something
I’ll start doing to people
If they’re deserving.
I don’t understand
How this is any worse
then normal insults.
Left a syllable
out from haiku second line?
Here try this instead:
I don’t understand
how this can be any worse
than normal insults
Then you do not know
Haiku is the greatest of all
At insults, for sure
I don’t like haiku
I find them most annoying
Make them go away
Why don’t you like them?
Haikus are really awesome!
Is there a reason?
Ozy and Millie
Foxes I wish to befriend
How do I ge there?
In the waffle waffle
these waffle waffle
A waffle waffle
In the dark angst
these dark goth
A blender blender
From lame to poem
The lame lame poem
To the lame.lame.
Buffalo bluffing
Buff Buffalo buffalo
Rebuffed buffalo
Yes, he lied to me.
He’ll lie to you too, later
If not sooner.
Haikus are quite cool,
I really very like them,
Wait I’m out of syll-