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Ozy And Millie
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by orv on January 24, 2005 at 12:01 am
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  1. Kytsuine
    Kytsuine
    July 29, 2013 at 8:12 am | # | Reply

    I do love Haiku,
    An ancient and noble form
    Of insulting folks.

    • Maverick Mopete
      Maverick Mopete
      February 15, 2014 at 3:27 am | # | Reply

      Haiku is for you
      Truly there is no better
      way to slam someone

      • Neospector
        Neospector
        August 8, 2014 at 2:18 pm | # | Reply

        Haikus are quite strange;
        I find them quite confusing.
        Prose that warps senses.

  2. Unicorn2001
    Unicorn2001
    September 9, 2014 at 10:07 am | # | Reply

    Haikus Are easy
    But sometimes they don’t make sense
    Refrigerator

  3. Jack
    Jack
    September 15, 2014 at 10:03 pm | # | Reply

    Rubber chicken hats,
    The dragon basks in ice cream.
    Seek the zen, you all.

  4. Ratiocinator
    Ratiocinator
    September 24, 2014 at 7:42 pm | # | Reply

    This might be something
    I’ll start doing to people
    If they’re deserving.

  5. Averagemoe
    Averagemoe
    October 10, 2014 at 8:32 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t understand
    How this is any worse
    then normal insults.

    • Anonymous
      Anonymous
      November 20, 2014 at 1:52 pm | # | Reply

      Left a syllable
      out from haiku second line?
      Here try this instead:

      I don’t understand
      how this can be any worse
      than normal insults

    • TehWeegee
      TehWeegee
      December 17, 2014 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

      Then you do not know
      Haiku is the greatest of all
      At insults, for sure

  6. Monoman
    Monoman
    May 14, 2015 at 4:10 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t like haiku
    I find them most annoying
    Make them go away

    • MyaApplesauce
      MyaApplesauce
      June 28, 2018 at 3:21 pm | # | Reply

      Why don’t you like them?
      Haikus are really awesome!
      Is there a reason?

  7. Mazanec the Mongoose
    Mazanec the Mongoose
    January 4, 2016 at 7:23 am | # | Reply

    Ozy and Millie
    Foxes I wish to befriend
    How do I ge there?

  8. dutchguy
    dutchguy
    February 15, 2016 at 11:21 am | # | Reply

    In the waffle waffle
    these waffle waffle
    A waffle waffle

    In the dark angst
    these dark goth
    A blender blender

    From lame to poem
    The lame lame poem
    To the lame.lame.

  9. Dr. Whodunnit
    Dr. Whodunnit
    August 11, 2016 at 8:54 pm | # | Reply

    Buffalo bluffing
    Buff Buffalo buffalo
    Rebuffed buffalo

  10. Adelaide
    Adelaide
    February 18, 2018 at 7:28 am | # | Reply

    Yes, he lied to me.
    He’ll lie to you too, later
    If not sooner.

  11. MyaApplesauce
    MyaApplesauce
    June 28, 2018 at 3:14 pm | # | Reply

    Haikus are quite cool,
    I really very like them,
    Wait I’m out of syll-

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