Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
Over at my home station:
- So I screwed up my PO box December 12, 2018If you’ve gotten fan mail back, it’s my fault. I failed to keep my PO box paid up, and I know some people got mail back. I’m really sorry! Feel free to send stuff along to the new address: Dana Simpson PO Box 6347 Santa Barbara, CA 93160-6347 Again, I’m really sorry for the inconvenience! […]Dana Simpson
- The unicorn of Today July 9, 2018So the Today Show had Amazon.com list some summer reading books for young reluctant readers. I’m #8! I’m almost more excited that Breaking Cat News, by my friend Georgia Dunn, is #2. Go Georgia! Go kitties! Read more →Dana Simpson
- I won something! July 8, 2018It had been a little while since I actually won an award, though I’ve been nominated a few times. This time, kids did the voting! Phoebe was voted “Bravest Hero” (For The Magic Storm) at the Kids’ Comics Awards, at the Ann Arbor Comic Arts Festival. (Which, by the way, I should attend some time. […]Dana Simpson
- I’ll be in Spokane July 8, 2018At Auntie’s Bookstore, this Friday (the 13th) at 6. Washington, I wish I knew how to quit you. Read more →Dana Simpson
- Wednesday in West Seattle June 19, 2018I’ll be returning to C&P Coffee Co. in West Seattle, for Words West Literary’s kids’ night. I’ll be reading some selections from various “Phoebe and Her Unicorn” books. It’ll be me and Suzanne Selfors. Last time it was fun! Starts at 6. Read more →Dana Simpson
- I am interviewed by children December 1, 2017One child, anyway. A little girl named Katy, in Massachussetts. She wrote a letter to her local paper, the Daily Hampshire Gazette, asking them to please pick up ‘Phoebe and Her Unicorn.’ Not only did they, but they let her ask me some interview questions. And she really nailed it. Read about it here! […]Dana Simpson
- The Big Sparkly Box of Unicorn Magic October 19, 2017This week has been Magic Storm week, but next week, the first four books are coming out as a boxed set! Read more →Dana Simpson
- Happy Magic Storm release day! October 17, 2017The new book, which is the first one written as a standalone graphic novel, is here! Read more →Dana Simpson
- The gay unicorn agenda July 26, 2017Did you catch the reveal of Max’s parents in this week’s strips? I’ve actually known all along that Max has lesbian parents. I’ve been waiting for years for it to come up organically. And it actually did in the forthcoming Phoebe and Her Unicorn In: The Magic Storm, which is due out in October. So […]Dana Simpson
- School Library Journal June 28, 2017SLJ’s Brigid Alverson interviewed me for a great article about LGBTQ representation in comics. I’m quoted in the article, but I said a lot more, and apparently it was interesting enough that she also published the whole interview. Read more →Dana Simpson
oh if only we all could have a big red celtic fire-breathing dragon for a boyfriend…. <3
Wait a Minute! Llewellyn was responsible for getting Ms. Mudd into a relationship that he should’ve known wouldn’t work out if he did know the ways of the Couch World, which means Llewellyn knowingly set up Ms. Mudd for a Tragic Outcome, which resulted in her having to take care of Millie by herself, what a Turd!
I think he was just trying to help Ms. Mudd have some fun. He didn’t expect it to turn serious, and when it did, he told her.
I thought it was more a matter of looking for someone to act as kind of a tour guide for Locke while he was outside the couch, and picking Ms Mudd.
she knows how he tastes?
Well… before we jump to conclusions… if YOU knew a dragon, would you not take the opportunity to lick it, just once?
Well, that’s what she said 🙂
It confused my GM when I did precisely that during a game. And everyone else in the party gave me this “what the hell is wrong with you” look…
He has the power to control what he tastes like? Add that to the awesome powers dragons have, including photosynthesis, and the ability to take off their horns which have an effect on the wearers personality.
Not to mention the fire breathing, of course.
XD Hmm, kiss on the cheek?
If LLewellyn bathes in motor oil, it must be some strong bubble gum flavoured body powder. Unless she’s refering to his kisses tasting like bubble gum, then that’s just bubble gum. 🙂