Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
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- The gay unicorn agenda July 26, 2017Did you catch the reveal of Max’s parents in this week’s strips? I’ve actually known all along that Max has lesbian parents. I’ve been waiting for years for it to come up organically. And it actually did in the forthcoming Phoebe and Her Unicorn In: The Magic Storm, which is due out in October. So […]Dana Simpson
- School Library Journal June 28, 2017SLJ’s Brigid Alverson interviewed me for a great article about LGBTQ representation in comics. I’m quoted in the article, but I said a lot more, and apparently it was interesting enough that she also published the whole interview. Read more →Dana Simpson
- I am a geek and these are my secret loves June 27, 2017I contributed a story to Dark Horse Comics’s The Secret Loves of Geeks. Some other amazing contributors, too. Check it out. Read more →Dana Simpson
- Music Monday April 17, 2017Scandanavia does many things well. Including songs. Read more →Dana Simpson
- Unicorn Crossing March 29, 2017Hooray! New book! Read more →Dana Simpson
- There’s No Place Like Home February 28, 2017I’m headed back to Seattle, land of my youth. And my early adulthood. And my early middle adulthood. Look for me at Emerald City comic con this weekend! Booth 512. The Collapsar booth. (Collapsar is a loose group of people I’ve been splitting an ECCC booth with for several years.)Â Read more →Dana Simpson
- Music Monday December 12, 2016I’m pretty sure I’m stealing that tradition from someone. Possible Atrios? I’m too lazy to check. This is my favorite REM song. Read more →Dana Simpson
- Friday Cat Blogging November 25, 2016Me: Hey, look how Sofia’s posed on the landing! It’s a perfect photo opportunity! *grabs phone, lines up shot* Sofia: Took too long! You snooze you lose. Read more →Dana Simpson
- At the end of the tour November 21, 2016Three weeks. Like 16 elementary schools and some bookstores too, from south of LA all the way up to Portland. And I met a LOT of incredible kids, and adults too. I’m still processing it all…thanks, everybody. Read more →Dana Simpson
- Upcoming appearances October 29, 2016As you can see on the left side of this page, I’ve got a couple bookstore appearances coming up. If you’re in the San Francisco Bay area or near Portland, Oregon, come out and see me! Read more →Dana Simpson
oh if only we all could have a big red celtic fire-breathing dragon for a boyfriend…. <3
Wait a Minute! Llewellyn was responsible for getting Ms. Mudd into a relationship that he should’ve known wouldn’t work out if he did know the ways of the Couch World, which means Llewellyn knowingly set up Ms. Mudd for a Tragic Outcome, which resulted in her having to take care of Millie by herself, what a Turd!
I think he was just trying to help Ms. Mudd have some fun. He didn’t expect it to turn serious, and when it did, he told her.
I thought it was more a matter of looking for someone to act as kind of a tour guide for Locke while he was outside the couch, and picking Ms Mudd.
she knows how he tastes?
Well… before we jump to conclusions… if YOU knew a dragon, would you not take the opportunity to lick it, just once?
Well, that’s what she said 🙂
It confused my GM when I did precisely that during a game. And everyone else in the party gave me this “what the hell is wrong with you” look…
He has the power to control what he tastes like? Add that to the awesome powers dragons have, including photosynthesis, and the ability to take off their horns which have an effect on the wearers personality.
Not to mention the fire breathing, of course.
XD Hmm, kiss on the cheek?
If LLewellyn bathes in motor oil, it must be some strong bubble gum flavoured body powder. Unless she’s refering to his kisses tasting like bubble gum, then that’s just bubble gum. 🙂