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Ozy And Millie
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Ozy And Millie

by dana on April 5, 2002 at 12:01 am
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  1. Bizkit
    Bizkit
    April 4, 2013 at 8:27 pm | # | Reply

    He has yet to be the accused or a witness as well, so he won’t get his cycle.

    • Aurioch
      Aurioch
      April 21, 2013 at 8:21 am | # | Reply

      “Defendant” is the same as “accused”, but you’re right about the witness thing.

      • Zarel
        Zarel
        August 13, 2015 at 9:39 pm | # | Reply

        “Spectator” is the same as “Witness”

        • TheBronzeGryphon
          TheBronzeGryphon
          December 1, 2015 at 10:00 pm | # | Reply

          Actually, in the legal sense, a witness is called upon to testify for or against the defendant, whereas a spectator just watches.

    • Tachyon
      Tachyon
      August 31, 2013 at 5:36 pm | # | Reply

      He didn’t say he expected instant gratification from this service, did he? I’d imagine this simply moves him forward one more notch in the cycle, rather than saying he’ll never complete it.

    • Lord Eric
      Lord Eric
      December 15, 2014 at 8:30 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, he got that “get out of court free” pass from his appearance as a witness. He still needs to be a plaintiff, though.

  2. Conor_Lewis
    Conor_Lewis
    February 12, 2014 at 9:01 am | # | Reply

    Sadly Llewellyn’s stint at a courtroom artist was very brief.

    “Admittedly, I may have been rash in my choice of Cubism….”

    • bailey
      bailey
      December 30, 2014 at 6:45 pm | # | Reply

      or someone wore hairspray.Or perfume. Or had gotten gasoline. Or he got the hiccups. “Your Honor, I didn’t say the drawings were done *in*charcoal, I said…” Works for stenographer too. And judge: burned the prosecution’s evidence, they had to dismiss. And lawyer. And bailiff. And…

  3. Averagemoe
    Averagemoe
    June 6, 2014 at 10:22 am | # | Reply

    What about prosecutor, or stenographer, or a chair?

  4. Mazanec the Mongoose
    Mazanec the Mongoose
    December 12, 2015 at 6:29 am | # | Reply

    Which year was the furniture shortage? 1907 or 1807?

    • Averagemoe
      Averagemoe
      December 12, 2015 at 5:17 pm | # | Reply

      1907. He’s only slightly more than a century old.

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