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Ozy And Millie
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Ozy And Millie

by dana on November 6, 2001 at 12:01 am
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  1. tsutaru
    tsutaru
    July 28, 2013 at 3:01 am | # | Reply

    “Pay n’ pay, where freshness is a possibility”

  2. Towering Barbarian
    Towering Barbarian
    January 3, 2014 at 11:30 pm | # | Reply

    Heh. Reminds me of the vending machines at one of my worklplaces that had “chicken-flavored” soup! Tasted OK but I would still occasionally end up wondering darkly as to just how the chicken had gone about flavoring it. 😛

    • orv
      orv
      January 6, 2014 at 4:15 pm | # | Reply

      My experience with ramen suggests “chicken flavor” means salt, and “beef flavor” means MSG.

      • Iamus Octus
        Iamus Octus
        November 13, 2014 at 12:56 pm | # | Reply

        Nah. Chicken-Flavored means MSG too.

  3. Averagemoe
    Averagemoe
    August 16, 2014 at 4:37 pm | # | Reply

    Basicly, all the scientific terms for different types of sugar rhyme with “gross.”

  4. WaitingMan
    WaitingMan
    September 30, 2014 at 11:11 am | # | Reply

    There exists a frozen food company that now makes ‘Chicken Wyngs’. I don’t think I want to know what they are make from.

    • WaitingMan
      WaitingMan
      September 30, 2014 at 11:12 am | # | Reply

      My mistake. It’s actually spelled ‘wyngz’. Even worse.

      • Iamus Octus
        Iamus Octus
        November 13, 2014 at 12:57 pm | # | Reply

        They’re just chicken wings, or deboned chicken wings in the case of the Teriyaki.

      • Lord Eric
        Lord Eric
        December 15, 2014 at 9:51 am | # | Reply

        Xtreme kool letterz. That probably means the meat’s okay, but you don’t want to know what they put on it.

  5. Mazanec the Mongoose
    Mazanec the Mongoose
    November 22, 2015 at 7:53 am | # | Reply

    “Coke” is actually “a solid carbonaceous residue derived from destructive distillation of coal”.

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