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Ozy and Millie
Wisdom for short attention spans.
Over at my home station:
- So I screwed up my PO box December 12, 2018If you’ve gotten fan mail back, it’s my fault. I failed to keep my PO box paid up, and I know some people got mail back. I’m really sorry! Feel free to send stuff along to the new address: Dana Simpson PO Box 6347 Santa Barbara, CA 93160-6347 Again, I’m really sorry for the inconvenience! […]Dana Simpson
- The unicorn of Today July 9, 2018So the Today Show had Amazon.com list some summer reading books for young reluctant readers. I’m #8! I’m almost more excited that Breaking Cat News, by my friend Georgia Dunn, is #2. Go Georgia! Go kitties! Read more →Dana Simpson
- I won something! July 8, 2018It had been a little while since I actually won an award, though I’ve been nominated a few times. This time, kids did the voting! Phoebe was voted “Bravest Hero” (For The Magic Storm) at the Kids’ Comics Awards, at the Ann Arbor Comic Arts Festival. (Which, by the way, I should attend some time. […]Dana Simpson
- I’ll be in Spokane July 8, 2018At Auntie’s Bookstore, this Friday (the 13th) at 6. Washington, I wish I knew how to quit you. Read more →Dana Simpson
- Wednesday in West Seattle June 19, 2018I’ll be returning to C&P Coffee Co. in West Seattle, for Words West Literary’s kids’ night. I’ll be reading some selections from various “Phoebe and Her Unicorn” books. It’ll be me and Suzanne Selfors. Last time it was fun! Starts at 6. Read more →Dana Simpson
- I am interviewed by children December 1, 2017One child, anyway. A little girl named Katy, in Massachussetts. She wrote a letter to her local paper, the Daily Hampshire Gazette, asking them to please pick up ‘Phoebe and Her Unicorn.’ Not only did they, but they let her ask me some interview questions. And she really nailed it. Read about it here! […]Dana Simpson
- The Big Sparkly Box of Unicorn Magic October 19, 2017This week has been Magic Storm week, but next week, the first four books are coming out as a boxed set! Read more →Dana Simpson
- Happy Magic Storm release day! October 17, 2017The new book, which is the first one written as a standalone graphic novel, is here! Read more →Dana Simpson
- The gay unicorn agenda July 26, 2017Did you catch the reveal of Max’s parents in this week’s strips? I’ve actually known all along that Max has lesbian parents. I’ve been waiting for years for it to come up organically. And it actually did in the forthcoming Phoebe and Her Unicorn In: The Magic Storm, which is due out in October. So […]Dana Simpson
- School Library Journal June 28, 2017SLJ’s Brigid Alverson interviewed me for a great article about LGBTQ representation in comics. I’m quoted in the article, but I said a lot more, and apparently it was interesting enough that she also published the whole interview. Read more →Dana Simpson
Wait…you mean 2012 wasn’t the FIRST time Donald Trump ran for Prez?
17 years later, Trump wins president
Hulk Hogan made a bid for the Presidency?
Oh if only we knew back then… I swear if Donald Trump actually WINS, I’m either making my own micro-nation, or heading for the nearest border…
Go to Canada, the foods great.
I tried. I can’t get through immigration. So, I am writing this from the Second Floor Micro-nation of Kitsuneland.
What papers will I need to emigrate to Kitsuneland?
If Trump wins, do you think he’ll try to fire members of congress he doesn’t like?
And don’t even get me started on Warren Beatty!
That’s not a baby step, it goes all the way back to sanity. And that could be said if Uncle Alistar was the canidate.
*a toupeé pokes up from behind the table*
“I’m BAA-AAACK!!!”
Message to those reading in 2018–
Is this the United States of Canada yet? If so, is my healthcare free yet?!? Hiding in a Trumpbunker don’t pay beans, man!
Olé, eh?
Well, we’re not quite there yet (although the USC is a tempting possibility): but I fear 2018 may be too late… 7X=Q
Just trying to imagine Donald Trump as an animal now…
…I feel like he would be a llama.
Also 2018 ain’t too bad, the apocalypse hasn’t happened yet, but evacuating to Canada is still a good idea.