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Ozy and Millie: Solutions
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Ozy and Millie: Solutions

by dana on December 3, 1999 at 12:01 am
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└ Tags: principal, the school psychiatrist, wahnsinng

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  1. Night-Gaunt
    Night-Gaunt
    June 20, 2012 at 11:01 pm | # | Reply

    That is the kind that aid, abet and support bullies. Remember Columbine? The principal was that kind of Bully in charge.

    • Arthas972
      Arthas972
      April 12, 2015 at 1:16 am | # | Reply

      Those kids also murdered 13 people, but they also had some serious problems clearly. But that was 10 years before this, though. How could so little change?

  2. khattu
    khattu
    August 3, 2013 at 6:58 pm | # | Reply

    Ah yes, if they don’t conform, drug them until they do.

    • Shakaza
      Shakaza
      November 12, 2013 at 8:31 pm | # | Reply

      Drug ’em and drop ’em. Works every time, doesn’t it? xD

  3. Xeta
    Xeta
    August 21, 2013 at 11:41 am | # | Reply

    somebody please call the Board of Education on this imbecile who somehow became a principal

    • Mazanec the Mongoose
      Mazanec the Mongoose
      August 29, 2015 at 8:57 am | # | Reply

      Don’t forget the Board of Education is manned by idiots.

  4. bruinthor
    bruinthor
    January 5, 2017 at 12:16 pm | # | Reply

    The Principal will probably get a school named after him when he retires. Embrace the bureaucracy it will nurture you and you will not have to spend any time thinking.

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